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Vauxhall on Top of Scotland Sales

by admin on September 21, 2011

The top selling car over the last 5 years has been Vauxhall. The manufacturer is based in the UK and is owned by General Motors. Their signature cars include the Corsa, the Astra, and the Insignia. They offer many different vehicles from fuel efficient cars, family cars, SUVs, and sedans. The company is known for their generous warranty, even rolling out a lifetime warranty on all their vehicles.
In 2010, Vauxhall sold more than 26,000 cars in Scotland, which is around 25% more than the second most selling automobile company. If you’ve been looking for a Corsa for sale, you’ll be glad to know that this car has been a recognized by the public. The Vauxhall Corsa is the company’s top selling car in Scotland and has been in the UK for many years.

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The Corsa is a mini that allows for versatility while delivering solid performance. One of the highlights of the Corsa is the style. It’s a sleek and stylish car with a distinctive profile. The car was recently redesigned with an eagle eye headlamp and a chrome finish. The car is available in many different colors that stand out from chili, orange metallic, and lie green pearlescent.

It is available in both 3 door and 5 door options. There are many unique features such as rear parking distance sensors to prevent collisions with objects that are out of sight for the drive. You can also find heated steering wheel and seats, dual floor luggage compartment for extra space, and an integrated carrier system hidden in the rear bumper.

The Insignia VXR is also a popular model. It was the car of the year in the UK in 2009. The new model includes a V6 turbo engine with 321 horsepower. That translates to a car that goes from 0 to 60 in 5.6 seconds with a top speed of 155 miles per hour. This is the ultimate car for drivers that expect simply the best.

The Insignia VXR sedan is beautiful inside and out with some of the most eye catching designs. It comes with an electric parking brake for convenience, ergonomic seats for ultimate support, ventilation/heating in the seating, an infinity sound system, and many storage options from the back seat pockets to the door pockets. The Vauxhall Insignia VXR delivers luxury without the price tag. Many drivers will be drawn by its sleek look, list of features, and overall appeal.

It’s no surprise that Vauxhall is on the top of Scotland sales again. The brand continues to make big improvements into the performance, look, features and versatility of their cars. If you are looking for a Corsa for sale (the most popular model), you go to your local dealer for a free test drive. There’s also a Vauxhall online buying guide to help you figure out which car would be best for you if you don’t have anything in mind.

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Vauxhall… Much More Than Just Cars

by admin on August 26, 2011

When it comes to quality assurance, Vauxhall motors a British car manufacturer spared no expense. This is probably the reason why it has been the second largest car selling brand in England over the past twenty years. Their vehicles are high quality, safe, and affordable hence gaining popularity among the middle working class society. Being a subsidiary of the car manufacturer GM it enjoys a large capital base that comes with it.

The company was started in 1857 by Alexander Wilson and specialized in the building of pumps and marine engines. It built its first car in 1903 with two forward gears and no reverse gear. The first engines were excellent hill climbers and earned the respect of other brands of the time. In 1925 however, the company was acquired by General Motors Company and built a passenger car by the name of the cadet. It was an instant success along with other GM models like the Bedford.

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During World War Two the manufacture of civilian passenger cars was suspended and of course Vauxhall dealerships across Europe closed down due to the war. They embarked on building a military tank called the Churchill Tank, named after Sir Wilson Churchill the then incumbent USA president.

After the war the company resumed production of civilian cars on a much larger scale. The company got the reputation of building rust-prone models but this did not hurt its market share much because other companies were equally as bad. In the 90s the company came up with the Cavalier, which instantly took over the market as the most popular large family car.

The Astra GTC at the time was competing fiercely with the Ford Escort in the hatchback range. The cavalier was ditched for the more modern Vectra. Vauxhall has continued on its quest to produce quality vehicles to date by producing racing sports cars like the VXR and the earlier GTI.

Vauxhall had a line of minivans, vans and minibuses. Vauxhall has contributed greatly to the growth of the automotive engineering market by providing 90 placement opportunities every year and also developing pioneering technology. The Ampera model is one of the future cars that are most eagerly awaited in the market. It is probably the closest design to a fully electronic car.

Vauxhall also extends a philanthropic hand to our heroes – service men and women – by holding annual charity walks. The employee charity fund was established and funds from here are used in local hospice. The Vauxhall FC established in 1963 has competed in the FA cup and on several occasions has emerged as champions.

The Vauxhall fashion scout has the reputation of being the largest independent show case in London’s fashion week. They promote and support talented designers in the audience of the media, designers, buyers and clients. Over the years Vauxhall has gotten a proven track record of quality and success and the gains made are incomparable. Good advice to all who want affordable and quality cars is that Vauxhall is the ultimate choice.

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First Impressions of Vauxhall Ampera

by admin on August 23, 2011

The Vauxhall Ampera is an electric car that comes with a Voltec 150PS electric drive unit as well as an alternative 74 bi-horsepower 1.4 liter engine that is powered by petrol. This petrol engine gives the Ampera more performance compared to the electric engine. The petrol engine also gives the car more range, and this is up to 310 miles.

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You can describe the Vauxhall Ampera as a stylish vehicle as well as a modern one. The design of the vehicle is more American that European. The car is designed to showcase Vauxhall’s design language. What is conspicuous in its absence though, is the ‘wing’ motif that can be found in both the Vauxhall Insignia and the Vauxhall Astra.

The Vauxhall Ampera has distinctly shaped headlights, and they are in the form of a boomerang. The car’s front grille is the standard Vauxhall grille, or in the case of the Vauxhall Ampera an Opel grille. If you look at this car from the side you will notice the wing mirrors have been sculpted, and the black and chrome trim is very distinctive as well. This trimming might give you the impression that the Vauxhall Ampera has a lower window line. You will also notice the 5-spoke 17 inches alloy wheels.

The Vauxhall Ampera’s slim lights may look smart, but what is not pleasing is the way they have been mounted in such a high position next to the tailgate. The interior of the car will make both Vauxhall Insignia and Astra owner’s feet at home. This is because the wrap around design of the dashboard, the multi-functional steering wheel and the gear switch are just the same.

What Vauxhall Insignia and Astra drivers will find different are the 2 large Thin-film transistor displays as well as the center console with a large number of buttons and the gear selector which is large.

What may not please Ampera owners are the twin rear seats, which is likely due to the fact that the car has an electric drive train. Ampera manufacturers claim that this is a sport design, but it is not a practical arrangement. There is plenty of room at the front for the driver, but tall people may find it discomfiting to sit in the back of the Vauxhall Ampera. There is less room for your legs and your head because the Ampera has a curvy roofline.

Another thing that is not worth bragging about in the Vauxhall Ampera is boot space. There is a total of 300 liters of room, although you may increase this to a thousand if you fold the rear seats. It’s a shame really that the shelf made of elastic parcel is fiddly as well as cheap looking.

It is debatable whether the plastic as well as the detailing makes the Ampera worthy of its nearly 30,000 pounds price tag. When the car was taken for a test drive it was found that a number of the shiny plastics that are on the Ampera dashboard had already been scratched.

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What Are the Advantages of a Hybrid Car?

by admin on July 20, 2011

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Hybrid cars are often in the news. More and more car companies are making hybrid cars. There is also talk of bringing a totally electric car into mass production. But most people want to know what a hybrid car will do for them. You are more willing to buy something if it gives you an advantage.

A hybrid car is one that uses an electric engine to start up. It uses the electric motor for city driving and slow speed driving. It also has a gas motor which it uses on long trips or above certain speeds. The gas motor keeps the electric motor charged when it kicks in.

Then there is a car like the Vauxhall Ampera. It is a car that is technically a hybrid. It isn’t a hybrid in the traditional sense. It is a fully electric car, using the electric motor for power all the time. It has a gas motor to charge the electric motor.

The biggest advantage of a hybrid car like the Ampera isn’t directly to you. You do benefit from it though. The biggest advantage is that you are helping to save the environment. Hybrid cars cut down on emissions, since it doesn’t use as much gas.

The fact that a hybrid car uses much less gas also saves the environment. There isn’t as much of a demand for gas. That means that the emissions and other pollution produced by drilling for oil is reduced. Those things go a long way to protecting the environment.

The biggest advantage that directly affects you is that you will save money. The Ampera will save you money at the gas station. Gas prices are high and only getting higher. There is no relief in sight. Experts say that prices are just going to get higher.

But with a hybrid car you don’t have to go to the gas station nearly as much. One of those cars will significantly stretch how many miles per gallon you will get. A car like the Vauxhall Ampera will really let you save at the gas pump. That’s how it saves you money immediately.

Another way the Ampera can save you money is that you will get a tax credit. The government offers tax credits on many environmentally friendly things. Hybrid cars are just one of those things. It might not be money you see immediately, but it will save you money on your taxes. Not only does the federal government offer credits, but many state governments do as well.

If you want a hybrid car you want to know what’s in it for you. You will save money when you own a Vauxhall Ampera. An Ampera can help you save the environment. Those are two big advantages for you.

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Vauxhall Lifetime Warranty

by admin on July 20, 2011

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Whenever a person buys a new car, he expects to enjoy the car for as long as possible. In different words, people buy cars with the understanding that it would serve them for a long time to come. With this in mind, it comes as no surprise that Vauxhall dealerships have been doing a lot of business these days.

The reason for this is simply that Vauxhall is providing a lifetime warranty to all its newly purchased cars through its authorized Vauxhall dealerships. Cars, like every other piece of machinery, can break down due to external influences or just get damaged due to some accident. This makes it very important for an owner to not only take care of his new car but also make sure that he gets a car that has a long warranty period. If you are planning to buy a new car then buying a new Corsa for sale would allow you to take advantage of Vauxhall’s lifetime warranty. Here is how this warranty works.

1. The first year: Every new Vauxhall car comes with a one year warranty period which is not restricted in terms of the distance that the car travels. This unlimited mileage in the first year consists of qualifying repairs for free.

2. The following two years: Even though in the first year the lifetime warranty on Vauxhall cars is unlimited, in the second and third years there is a limit on them which is to the tune of 60,000 miles.

3. The rest of the car’s life: From here on in, the warranty lasts for a lifetime with an expansive distance limit of 100,000 miles. This is a very unique warranty that is not seen with any other car sold in the country. As any of the many Vauxhall dealerships would tell you, these warranties consist of an anti perforation corrosion warranty, which is not limited by any kind of a mileage restriction.

Apart from this, the Vauxhall warranty contains protection for a variety of other components and parts of the car. Some of the components and car systems covered by a Vauxhall warranty include brake parts, safety systems, cooling, power train and steering, electronic components, air conditioning and many other important parts of the car. Even so, it is worth noting that, like all other new car warranties, the Vauxhall lifetime warranty does not contain maintenance and services or cover for modifications and conversions to the car. The Vauxhall warranty does require the owner of the car to bring his car for an annual check-up every year. In fact, the warranty is dependent on the owner doing this because it allows the company to maintain the car like they want to.

All an owner wanting to avail Vauxhall warranty has to do is to bring his warranty card to the service station along with an update service booklet. The Vauxhall warranty is provided by all authorized Vauxhall dealerships. Therefore, when you purchase your new Vauxhall car from any of the many authorized Vauxhall dealerships, you can be certain that you will receive the lifetime warranty.

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Top City Cars

by admin on July 20, 2011

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If you are on the verge of buying a new city car then it is very likely that you are looking to buy a car that is compact, perfect for navigating choked roads, economical in terms of maintenance and efficient with respect to fuel consumption. If this is the case then you should consider a Corsa for sale amongst other cars. Here is a list of top city cars including a Corsa for sale.

1. Vauxhall Corsa: If you are unable to afford an Astra GTC or do not like it for some reason, then you should invest you’re well earned money in a Corsa for sale. If you choose to purchase a Vauxhall Corsa, then the first thing you will realize is that the car is available in a variety of models. A Vauxhall Corsa has multiple models ranging from the practical variants to the high end performance variants. Apart from the extremely basic version of Vauxhall Corsa, you will find the SE model which is considered to be stylish, the SXi which is highly versatile, the SRi which is perfect for sports car lovers and the VXR which emphasizes performance. It is also worth mentioning that the design of a Vauxhall Corsa is also very particular about the fuel efficiency, economy of the owner and even the environmental concerns.

2. Suzuki Alto: The Suzuki alto is widely regarded as one of the best top city cars in the country. While Suzuki has an array of small cars including the Swift and the Splash, the Alto is the newest and, hence, the most in demand. Suzuki is a car manufacturer that is also known for being able to provide a lot of fuel efficiency. Therefore, such concerns are also catered to brilliantly.

3. Fiat 500: The Fiat 500 has a lot of history going its way. As the manufacturer has been around for a very long time in Europe, people tend to trust the car. Furthermore, it is likely that since you have been in one or another Fiat car since your childhood, you would be inclined to trust the manufacturer more. In addition to the reliability of the manufacturer, the Fiat 500 is also a car which is an upgraded version of an old car. Effectively, the car boasts of retro curves and sophistication that will appeal to you if you are nostalgic about the past. The car is very light, economical and fuel efficient in nature, which makes it a perfect city car.

4. Hyundai i10: Even though KIA has a good share of the city’s automobile industry in the country, the sister firm Hyundai is also holding its own with the Hyundai i10. The i10, a smaller version of the manufacturer’s more expansive car known as i20 still manages to do well in terms of performance and efficiency.

One aspect that is worth mentioning and might tip the odds in the favor of one car is that Vauxhall now gives a lifetime warrantee. Therefore, if you wish to avail this warrantee then you would do well to opt for a Corsa for sale. For your convenience, a Corsa for sale can be found easily by searching for the same online.

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Is a Matte Car for You?

by admin on July 20, 2011

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If you want a luxury car and want to stand out from the rest, you should take a look at a popular trend in car design. Matte colored cars are becoming more sought after for its sleek and high class look. The matte paint is a paint that really makes the car gloss and shine. It looks like you’ve just finished waxing and buffing your car only that you haven’t touched a thing.

BMW and Lexus have been both selling matte versions of their cars. It started out slow but has become a very popular trend. The reason for this is because matte makes a regular car look extraordinary. When you compare the same car with a different paint side by side, you’ll be surprised by how much of a difference there is. You’ll look at the matte car with a more favorable opinion on its luxury and class.

Matte cars really shine at night. When you drive out in the city, the billboards and lights will be deflected on to the coat of your car. It really does make your car stand out from the crowd. It’s sort of a mysterious, dangerous, and sexy combination put all together. You do have to think about the cost of getting the matte paint done. The paint is not cheap by any standards. It can cost between 4200 euros and 5400 euros. The prices will vary from car to car. You can tell that you are getting what you paid for by feeling the texture of the matte paint and looking at a matte painted car before you decide to go ahead with it.

If you’re wondering which cars to get the matte finish for, some cars that you may want to look at are the and Astra Twintop cars. The Astra GTC is a sleek, sporty 3-door with 165 horsepower all controllable with a 6 speed transmission. The car goes from 0 to 62 miles per hour in 8.9 seconds and has a top speed of 137 miles per hour.

The Astra Twintop is a 2-door convertible that looks great with the top down or top up. It has 150 horsepower and has a 0-62 mph speed in 12.4 seconds. Buyers can choose from automatic to a five speed transmission. It has a top speed of 142 mph and features an amazing fuel economy at 42 miles per gallon.

Both the Astra GTC and Astra Twintop can be customized with a matte finish. These cars have been rated very highly for the looks, features, and performance. If you are in the market for a new car, you can’t go wrong with either car. They’re more affordable than the competition and have been reviewed very highly by car publications and experts.

The matte finish is a popular trend but you want to get it on a car that can wear it well. You should consider the Astra GTC and Astra Twintop as a possible purchase if you’re looking for a car that has the class, style, and luxury

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Top 10 Most Economical Cars

by admin on March 7, 2011

With the double whammy of the recession and shrinking incomes, the importance of investing in an economical vehicle has become the norm. As consumers step on the brakes on expenses, car manufacturers have responded by letting loose a new breed of automobiles that are small, cheap, and miserly when it comes to fuel consumption.

1. Smart Fortwo cdi 86g/km CO2

Taking pole position is the Smart Fortwo cdi which earns an enthusiastic thumbs up with an impressive 85.6 miles tothe gallon. The compact two-seater runs on diesel and has the lowest CO2 emissions at a mere 86g/km.

2. Toyota Prius T3 89g/km CO2

The T3 version of the world’s original green car is a petrol-electric hybrid that turns in 76 mpg with CO emissions of just 89g/km. The new Prius also sports smaller 15-inch alloy wheels which make it more aerodynamic and aids in fuel economy.

3. Toyota Auris HSD 89g/km CO2

After the Prius, Toyota scores a double for fuel efficiency with the new Auris hybrid. Its 1.8-litre petrol engine plus electric battery pack make it extremely eco-friendly. Most important, it’s capable of reaching 74.3 mpg at only 89g/km of CO2 emissions.

4. Skoda Fabia Greenline II 89g/km CO2

The entry from Volkswagen sports the same 3-cylinder, 1.4-litre TDI diesel engine as its sisters Ibiza and Polo. It travels 83.1 mpg while emitting just 89g/km of CO2. Apart from the fuel economy, its 5-seater configuration also provides more passenger and luggage space.

5. Volkswagen Polo Bluemotion 91g/km CO2

Volkswagen delivers again with the second generation Polo Bluemotion. The extremely economical car packs even more fuel-saving features. It averages 80.7 mpg with 91g/km of CO2 emissions. It could also travel up to 850 miles before being refueled.

6. SEAT Ibiza Ecomotive 92g/km Co2

With its combination of 79bhp three-cylinder engine, 79 mpg performance, and 92g/km CO2 emission, the Ecomotive is an pretty smart and economical package. What’s more, its attractive front design, low-rolling tyres, and lowered suspension make it extremely aerodynamic.

7. Vauxhall Corsa 1.3 CDTi 95 Ecoflex 98g/km Co2

The Corsa Ecoflex CDTi sports the same engine as its original version but has been upgraded to 94bhp with five-speed transmission. This previous engine of the year winner also now reaches a much improved 76.3 mpg while emitting only 98g/km of CO2. The Corsa is definitely one of the best buys in its class.

8. Ford Fiesta Econetic 98g/km Co2

The Ford Fiesta Econetic combines fuel economy, low emission, and superior driving entertainment. Its 89bhp, 1.6 TDCi diesel engine was tweaked from the Ford Fiesta model. The green enhanced version turns in 76.3 mpg with CO2 emissions of just 98g/km.

9. Renault Clio eco2 98g/km Co2

Renault makes the green list with the Clio eco2. It features an 86bhp, 1.5-litre diesel engine that is capable of getting 76.3 mpg while emitting a respectable 98g/km of CO2. Aside from its fuel economy, the Clio eco2 incorporates other features such as improved engine electronics, low-viscosity oil, and a noticeably taller gearing.

10. Toyota IQ 1.0 – 99g/km CO2

Despite its size, the Toyota IQ offers a nice package of features and performance. Its 68bhp, 1.0-litre engine performs well and can achieve 65.69 mpg with 99g/km of CO2 emissions. The micro-car can also comfortably seat two people.

There are a number of electrical cars in the automotive market at the moment. Electrical cars help to control the amount of carbon emissions and are being highly promoted at present and are encouraged by governments around the country. The Ampera is one of the top electrical cars to keep an eye out for

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Latest Essentials For Your Car

by admin on March 7, 2011

Cars have certainly come a long, not only in their sleek efficient designs, but also with all the wonderful options and gadgets they now offer. As an example, the new Corsa has a rear parking sensor feature that activates immediately when you go into reverse. This convenient feature will beep more rapidly the nearer you get to any obstruction, escalating into a continual tone within 30 cm. This feature can save you car repair costs as well as an increase of your insurance premiums by helping you avoid a collision while backing up.

The Antara, an incredible SUV that combines urban chic with family dependability and also delivers essential options like front as well as rear parking distance sensors, rain sensitive window wipers and automatic self levelling rear suspension capability. Another option that is a real space and time saver is the emergency tyre inflation kit, a fast and easy way to get going again. Both the Corsa and Antara can also be purchased with the electro chromatic anti glare rear view mirror, automatic heated front seats and the state of the art tyre pressure monitoring feature. These are just of few of the bells and whistles that can be included with these popular vehicles. Another popular car essential is the Highway in car digital radio. This digital car radio system is based on simple yet efficient concept. It conveniently and easily tunes into the ideal obtainable FM frequency. It can be mounted to the screen and easily removed.

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If you add AA batteries, it converts to a separate car free easily transportable radio which means you won’t ever have to miss a moment of the action. This radio also tunes in for you and looks for the perfect FM signal to begin transmitting DAB radio, which is so clear you’ll feel like you’re there on the field at a soccer game or in concert.

The iDrive controller is a spectacular product that puts several of the car’s functions within easy reach of your fingertips. It was created to bring ease to vehicle control supporting the driver and helping them avoid unnecessary distractions. It covers several actions that are critical to driving as well as functions that are frequently used, all within easy reach of the steering wheel. Some of the actions you can control with the iDrive are sound system, windscreen wipers, communication controls and headlight controls without having to remove your hands from the steering wheel.

Vauxhall’s Corsa and Antara vehicles are top of the line. The Corsa is amazingly fun to drive and comes in 3 to 5 door versions as well as tons of essential options that add more enjoyment and ease to driving. The Antara is a SUV that has a super attractive design and top of the line progressive overall versatility. It also brings you wonderful options you can add to go even further toward the perfect driving experience.

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Hold on, those aren’t the words are they? Well maybe not but you have to admit that when you have supporters like this a bit of lyric changing is in order.

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Now I bet the owners of these cars are the ambassadors the supporting of England football team brigade, but come one there is a two year gap between every major tournament. What are you going to look like parking one these cars in Sainsbury’s car park when making the Saturday trip for some cous cous and assorted meats??
You can’t exactly step out of Hugo Boss, laden with bags to then step into your 1997 Fiesta with a massive British Bulldog on the front. Mind you, that would make a great spectacle.
No, I am more of the fan of the more subtle approach, besides, that is the British way. Being as much of a footballer supporter as the next guy (this characterisation is based on the mutual love for Soccer AM, Sky sports news on all day on a Saturday, missing MOTD on Saturday night because you are out celebrating the day’s win but catching it Sunday morning, indulging in some Sunday MOTD for some good old Colin Murray banter not to mention the Champions League and domestic cup games in the week finished off with an insightful conversation with the lads on how much of a legend Becks is – Wow, no full stop. Grammar, schwammer!) I have grown to easily identify a fan despite his creed or profession. Guess what the giveaway is? Yes, it’s the car! I know what you are thinking, “No s*** Sherlock!” since the images in this article are more blatant than the two tubs of brylcreem used a minute on Chamakh’s hair! (I mean seriously have you seen it?? I hear BP want to use his hair if they ever run out of oil.)
No, I am referring to the more discreet fashion adopted by the British when adorning their car with assorted football material.

Let’s be honest, its hardly like the other half is going to let us go crazy with union jacks on the bonnet and God Save the Queen as the car horn (hmmm, interesting) so we have to be subtle. What can escape the radar? Well, here are some telling points for people looking to achieve just that within their motor.

Those 6 CD disc-changers in cars are lovely aren’t they? An assortment of CD’s including Ellie Gouding, Robbie Williams, can’t beat a bit of MJ – but wait a minute….what’s this? England football compilation CD including a remix of three lions by the Black Eyed Peas? Looks like a football fan.

That’s a lovely scarf. Very stylish to battle the English cold – but wait a minute…what’s this? A spare scarf in the backseat?? Is that in case it gets too cold and you suddenly need to double up on scarves…in the car? Plus the red and white stripes doesn’t really go with the jacket to be honest (Has Beckham not taught you anything?) I guess it must have come free with the Corsa you are driving. Nope, this looks like a football fan.

Wow, the glove compartment doesn’t seem to be able to close. What’s inside? Well what do you know….A pub/bar guide for every European country. As far as the other half is concerned, you haven’t even got a passport! Looks like a football fan

So taking the missus to Rome for a break. Very nice of you…and even bought a common phrase book to help communicate with the locals. Very impressive. So what phrases are underlined in the book then? “Who ate all the pies?”, “The referee’s a [bleep]” and “How much for a pint?”. Well well well, looks like a football fan.

Well there you have it, there are a million and one other things you can find but evolution will dictate the level sophistication we adopt to hide such things. So what is in your new car? Maybe have an entire album of football song classics on the ipod for your Corsa which is in a folder called UB40’s greatest hits…too much?

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